Sunday, January 8, 2012


This was making the rounds on Facebook the other day and truer words have never been spoken...

Checking out at the grocery store recently, the young cashier suggested I should bring my own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. I apologized and explained, "We didn't have this green thing back in my earlier days." The clerk responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations." She was right about one thing -- our generation didn't have the green thing in “Our” day. So what did we have back then?

After some reflection and soul-searching on "Our" day here's what I remembered that we did have back then... we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles repeatedly. So they really were recycled. But we didn't have the green thing back in our day.

We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks. But she was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day.

Back then, we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the throw-away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that young lady is right. We didn't have the green thing back in our day.

 Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana. In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us.

When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she's right. We didn't have the green thing back then.

We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But we didn't have the green thing back then.

Back then, people took the bus, and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service. We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest pizza joint. But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn't have the green thing back then?

Friday, January 6, 2012

The One Percenters

The Virtual Butler is an amazing upscale computer that connects to most of your home's electronics--he appears through a specially designed mirror and speaks through your home speakers. He will show the arrival of guests through a live video feed,  provides personal reminders such as appointments and convenience alerts such as fully heated jacuzzi. The butler speaks in an English accent, but a customized character can be created that looks and sounds like anything you wish. Ideal if seeking a highly unique and upscale gift.
$20,000

Air Suits are custom fitted and are only sold to seasoned sky divers. The suit's surprising design allows you to fly through the sky versus simply falling. 
 Please note that this item cannot be purchased as a gift.
$1,250

This very unique luxury radiator is water based and is composed of 120 stainless steel blades. Each blade curves 180 degrees towards the bottom in order to form the DNA-like structure that makes these products so unique.
$23,500

Enter your home or office by simply placing your fingerprint on the biometric door lock. It includes a deadbolt and can be set to memorize up to fifty fingerprints.
$400

Every Sunbrite TV is high definition, waterproof and fully enclosed to prevent rain, dust and dirt from entering the system. A dual fan airflow keeps the unit cool in heat of up to 122 Fahrenheit while an internal heater maintains the system in temperatures as low as -24 Fahrenheit.
$1,900

This highly entertaining accessory allows you to enjoy an aquarium or zen garden within your restroom. A large sink light is included and a powerhead is also provided for filtration, oxygenation and water circulation.
$4,500

Giant Wine Container allows you to cool your wine bottles in a humorously decorative manner.  Ideal gift for the wine connoisseur.
$300

Combine the pleasure of relaxation with a fur coat and a hammock. These hammocks are produced with naturally deceased coyote fur.
$7,500

 The Molokini clear canoe is the very best way to appreciate marine life. Simply look through the extra large clear base and you instantly receive an unobstructed view of the ocean's floor and all its surroundings.
$1,350

Who buys this stuff???




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Wait a second, here's something that I can afford...

These innovative LED slippers allow you to easily move around dark areas without turning on any lights.
$40


Thursday, January 5, 2012

Making a Plan

Woody Guthrie's Resolutions 1942

Are you a list maker too? I just bought my planner for the New Year. Twelve whole months, 365 little squares to fill up with birthdays and anniversaries, bills to be paid, appointments to be met and projects to be done. I do love the filling in... OCD rears it's ugly, but organized head! I have replenished my stack of yellow steno pads and Target had some neon-licious mini sticky notes that jumped into my cart the last time I was there. I'm ready, ready for that bright idea to pop in my head, I can quickly write it down before it evaporates out the other side!

Woody Guthrie's list of resolutions looks like everyone else's. He planned on watching his diet (#6), quiting or at least cutting back on drinking (#7), improving his mind by reading more and listening to good music (#13&14) and most importantly #31♥♥♥. We all need a good plan(ner)!

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