Sunday, March 21, 2010

Ushering 101

The Usher

An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps, "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.
"The front row please," she answered.
"You really don't want to do that," the usher said "The pastor is really boring."
"Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired.
"No." he said..
"I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.
"Do you know who I am?" he asked.
"No." she said.
"Good," he answered.

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  1. Rule #1----Usher not to talk about pastor/ha

  2. This is great! LOL!!

    I had the wonderful pleasure of sitting down and looking through your WHOLE blog.
    I loved it!

    I even had my husband come a check it out.
    Great blog :)

  3. LOL
    Thanks for the Sunday smile!
    Did you get snow where you are?
    Just wondering.

  4. Granny's Mountain looks amazing.


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