Sunday, September 6, 2009

Girlie Wisdom!

One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!






Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' ......Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!



I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!


12 comments:

  1. funny, funny! i also have met people who have "forgotten" to eat, along with those women who are a size 3 and they just have got to get off that extra weight! i call it skin, why they want to be skinless is a mystery to me!

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  2. My youngest daughter is a size 3 at 34 years old. Grrrr I used to be a size 10 but now I hate to say what size I am, And i only eat chocolate once in awhile, carbs or starch is my weakness .. But at my age who cares...

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  3. Is it really chocolate that has made us an overweight nation? I personally think it gets a bad rap. I refuse to be disloyal to lifelong friends :-).

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  4. JOYCEE!!!!! That's a box of DeBrand's chocolates!!!!! DEBRANDS!!!! Have you ever had them, or did you just find the photo somewhere - - - like online?

    Oh girlie - - - those are THE BEST the best THE BEST chocolates ON THE PLANET!!!! And they are from Fort Wayne, IN.

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  5. Oh - - -and you DON'T EVEN want to know what that one box of DeBrand's chocolates would cost. ONE of those pieces is about $2.00

    Sometimes we go up there and just have a piece or two for dessert - - - sooooooooooooooo good.

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  6. Keetha, I know chocolate,ok?! She is my friend, my bestest friend!

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  7. Never in my wildest imagination can I visualize forgetting to eat. I love food too much. Heading to Arkansas this week for my 45th high school reunion. Can't wait.

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  8. Funny! Those chocolates look delicious! Let's see...what can I eat that's chocolate?

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  9. Amen to that! Forget to eat? C'mon!

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  10. But you aren't from IN - - - how in the WORLD did you ever find/try etc. DeBrands - - - from one DeBrands lover to another - - - I GOTTA know the WHOLE story. Then I'll tell you MY DeBrands stories!!!

    I'm betting your OTHER blog fans who aren't from IN don't KNOW DEBRANDS!!!

    E-mail me, chickie poo!!!

    :-)

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  11. Would you mind if I borrowed the cute Lily quote to put on my blog, I just love it.

    The Raggedy Girl

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