Saturday, March 27, 2010

Hardly Working...

My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.




Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.



After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.




Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.





Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.



Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard.


My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.


I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.



Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.




I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.


Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance company,
but the work was just too draining.


So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.


My last job was working in Starbucks,
but had to quit because it was the same old grind.




SO, I TRIED Retirement AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THEJOB!
Have a great weekend!


3 comments:

  1. I'm perfect for it too - but would like some more money to do it well! lol

    sandie

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  2. Amen, can't beat it! But I don't have time to do anything/ha

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