World's Scariest License Plate
I left PMS at my last house in another town, she stayed behind when I moved to Granny Mountain 6 years ago. I don't miss her, she was not pleasant to be around. She was crabby and moody and hard to get along with. If the sun was shining and she had it in her head to make it a rainy day, she did. If everything was all hunky dorey and she got her nose out of joint, Heaven help anyone who got in her way. She could be mean and ornery if she was a mind to.
The day the movers came, she was gone and I don't think she knows where I live now.
Please, DO NOT tell her!