Friday, February 26, 2010

Pastor's Business Card

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one
house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came
to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on
the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that
his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message,
'Genesis 3:10..'

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation,
he broke up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.'
Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'

12 comments:

  1. Love it! You've already made me smile this morning and I haven't even had my coffee yet!

    I wanted to stop by and let you know that I'm having a big spring give away over on my blog. Hope you come by and check it out.

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  2. I am laughing SO hard, I split my lip...really! THAT was FUNNY...love you! :D

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  3. Now that was funny. I will share that with my coffee group.

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  4. A perfectly told tale to start the day with a gentle smile.

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  5. Love it, great way to start the day. Laughing and smiling from ear to ear!! Have a great weekend.

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  6. Great story!. At least the Pastor knew this person knew the Bible!
    Thanks for the laugh!

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  7. Hahaha... this is just so funny! It's a good one, alright!

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  8. Oh, that's a good one! You made me laugh. I'm just picturing it....

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  9. Unique designs with supporting matching shades making them adorable...such
    plastic business cards builds high image on clients mind..

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