If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
.....Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!
As I started reading the list I was feeling like a failure. That is hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteA great day starter...Thanks, you made me smile!!!
ReplyDeleteOff to the dentist!!!!Have a wonderful stressfree day, xoxo~Kathy @ Sweet Up-North Mornings...
Amen! Love it.
ReplyDeleteGood one!
ReplyDeleteI have read that before, and love the picture of the dog you posted! She is seen in greeting cards all over - I forget her name, however. There is even one of her in a bikini, if you can believe it! Bet she made her owner RICH!
ReplyDeleteLove it!!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy....LindaMay
So true! I often look at my dog and think I could learn a lesson or two from him!
ReplyDeleteSweet post!
Kindly, ldh
Guess I'm not the family dog as I am on my 2nd cup of coffee! sandie
ReplyDeleteYou hit the nail on the head!!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the smile!
ReplyDeletei certainly would like to be the family dog sometimes! all that attention and someone cleaning up after me for a change. cute post!
ReplyDeleteTHAT IS SO FUNNY! WE HAD A BULLDOG ONCE, HAVE YOU EVER? THEY ARE SO SWEET AND SO CUTE AND SO LIVING...BUT AS THEY SLEEP, THEY LET FARTS AND THE SMELL IS SO STRONG IT STINGS YOUR EYES! WE HAD TO HAVE A CAN OF AIR FRESHNER AROUND TO SPRAY AS SHE FARTED! COME SAY HI :D
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteHahaha....OMG, this is just so cute!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE YOU POST. As a single mom of 2 teen kids, I need all the inner peace I can get. Thanks, Yoli :)
ReplyDeleteOh, now that is funny, I don't care who ya are!
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